The Lost Boys of York

10 or 11 years old, scared, bedraggled, glimpsed from the corner of your eye before vanishing into the shadows; the lost boy of York is one of the more enduring legends of my favourite city, which is kind of strange when you realise the details are actually quite sparse.

There is no name, no agreed upon location, very few stories even of how the ghost came to be. People tend to love a good “origin story” for a ghostly visitor (usually steeped in tragedy) but there is next to nothing for the lost boy. One report suggests he may have drowned in the river Ouse during a dare gone wrong but that’s about as far as we can get.

For some of the ghosts in The Book and the Blade I was able to dig into old census records, biographies of famous people, or the exceptional Criminal and Execution Records and make some interesting connections (more on that in future posts) but for the lost boy there was very little.

Don’t get me wrong, a quick online search throws up a hundred blog posts, newspaper articles, and magazine entries about this mysterious inhabitant but they all pretty much say the same thing… there’s a ghost of a boy and he’s scared. That’s not much to play with.

So, I made it up.

I started with what we did have… he’s young, he’s afraid, he runs away or vanishes as soon as anyone sees him.

Arthur stepped forward, and their eyes met, the boy’s widening in fright, the whites showing against the grime of his face. Then, with a barely perceptible shake of the head and a gasp, he was gone, turning to flee up the stairs.

I believe we are hardwired to care for the innocent (most of us anyway) and there is something about a scared and bedraggled child that should pull at all our heart strings. This is what happened to Arthur. In fact, it’s what starts him on the whole adventure in the first place. Admittedly, there was also a cat doing some pretty impressive David-Bowie-in-Labyrinth-parkour to catch his attention (and get him out of the pub), but it was the vision of the lost boy that really set the wheels in motion.

Arthur is a drunk. He is not a particularly good man. But he is trying.

“Are you okay?” he shouted into the evening, a hint of pleading on the edge of his voice. “I just want to know you’re okay. I’m not chasing you,” he added, knowing as he did so that this was the calling cry of perverts and stalkers the world over. The night replied with judgemental silence and a cool breeze.

The lost boy of York has no specified location so I decided early on he was going to appear all over the city. I started him here at Micklegate Bar and peppered him throughout Arthur’s journey home. Originally, I was just going to use him as a bit of a jump-scare device or even comic-relief, but as I went on I realised I wanted to know more. I figured there must be some reason why the few agreed upon points for this legend were that the boy was scared and ran if anyone made eye contact.

To me, that spoke of loneliness, and what do lonely children want other than to be seen?

Arthur can see ghosts… and he has a heart. Every time the boy appeared I seemed to discover more about him and this came about largely because Arthur asked questions… and he listened.

Details emerged about the boy’s life that I never planned. He grew as the story grew, and by the time I’d finished the first draft, “Tom” was an integral part of the whole thing. But of course there’s a twist…

Arthur had seen something as the boy turned his back and ran, something familiar that should not have been. He needed to get up. He needed to get it together and go after the spirit—he needed to talk to him again. The ghost of the boy wearing a grey Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt.

Find out more in The Book and the Blade!

Thanks for reading,

Alex

The Book and the Blade is free!

In the build up to the release of The Saint and the Shadowman – the third novel in the Arthur Crazy series – Parliament House Press have made The Book and the Blade available for free on Amazon!

As it turns out, listing my books for free seems to work quite well

Remember when I put Reindeer Games on for free at Christmas and ‘sold’ 600 copies? – and then wished I’d at least asked for a dollar! 🙂

In the last few days, The Book and the Blade has reached #1 in Ghost Horror in the Australian Kindle market

#7 in Occult Horror (and #34 in Humour) in the UK market

And #23 in Humorous Fantasy in the US market

I find it very interesting that the number of ratings doesn’t match up. I’m not sure what that’s about. I’m also pretty chuffed that my debut novel is standing strong with its hard earned 40-odd reviews against much more popular competition

Thank you muchly to everyone who has bought and read any of my books, I really do appreciate it. If you’re yet to dip your toe into the murky waters of the Arthur Crazy series, now is a perfect time!

Follow this universal link and it will take you to the Amazon store of your country: books2read.com/thebookandtheblade

Much love and thanks for reading,

Al

The Saint and the Shadowman – 22nd of July!

Talking zombie apocalypses in my home town

My little comedy/horror indie novel, Rock Zombie, has been shuffling along quite well lately. It was a finalist for the Aurealis Awards ‘best horror novel’ and garnered a little bit of attention around the block. Sadly, this didn’t really equate to sales but we can’t have everything can we? My favourite outcome from this small moment beneath the streetlamp was appearing on The Spooky Shed podcast where I got to chat to Liam about my writing and about our hometown. That’s right, our. The Spooky Shed podcast is based in Redcar where I’m from… and where Rock Zombie is set.

So, a few weeks ago, I got up at 5am on a Saturday morning, perched myself on a cold and dusty drumkit at the far end of the house, and talked to someone with a proper accent for a good hour or so. It was class!

Here is a snippet…

and another one (with a thumbnail that certainly raises a few questions!)

and this one, in which I talk about my own reluctant reading journey (which I’ve since found out may or may not be true!)

If you fancy listening to the whole shebang (and I don’t make too much of a nob of myself) you can do so here…

And like all things with indie creators like myself and Liam, if you like it, please leave a review, or a comment, or share it around. Seriously, that sort of thing makes a massive difference!

Cheers everyone,

Alex

(1 month and 1 day until the next novel comes out!)

Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Orcs? (because I forgot)

A few months ago I had a bit of an author’s nightmare. I lost a manuscript. It wasn’t just a first draft, either. It was the full shebang… a completely edited version of a story I really love. To make matters worse, it turns out I had been sending the first draft manuscript to publishers. An absolute rookie error and entirely my own fault.

Still, I couldn’t figure out where I had gone wrong. I have a lot of files and I am (usually) meticulous about saving everything. I even send emails to myself every 5k words after I hit the 50k mark. So, where the hell was this book?

I only noticed my error after a publisher sent me a (lovely) rejection letter. I had decided they were going to be my last shot at traditional publication for this story and I was really hopeful… because they were freaking awesome and I’m a daydreaming romantic. They were based in the north of England so they’d get all my jokes, they had some really great authors, they seemed totally involved in every stage of the process, and their covers were pretty bloody good. I was excited about the prospect of potentially working with them. When they opened for submissions, I sent the first 10k words, which is standard, and made sure it was as polished as polished could be. And I was absolutely thrilled when they sent a message back a few weeks later saying they loved it and wanted to read the full manuscript.

A full request is a huge deal for a little indie author like me. I was chuffed to bits.

I checked the full manuscript and sent it away and then tried not to get too excited every time my phone buzzed for the next few months.

Eventually, the rejection came. They were lovely. Genuinely lovely. It was clearly a personal email and not a form rejection, so I took the hit and chalked it up to one more nail on the wall (that’s a reference for the Stephen King fans). But I was still pretty excited for this story so decided I’d read it through again with fresh eyes and see what needed to be done for potential self-publication.

And that’s when I noticed the errors. Everything after the 10k word mark hadn’t been touched. When I ‘checked the manuscript’ I had clearly just glanced over the first few chapters. Yep, it was polished. Yep, I remember making that change. Happy days. Send it off, Alex!

It was pretty bad, hey. Some really basic issues. And not just line edits but content edits as well. I found myself making changes I was certain I’d already made. I began to doubt myself, and genuinely got pretty wound up about the whole thing. It just kept happening. I would make changes that I knew I’d made before, so I spent hours looking through my files for the ‘real’ document. To my distress, I couldn’t find it anywhere and seriously began to doubt myself.

Today, I found it.

I got the rejection about two months ago. I have spent the last two months editing the story (again). Today, I finished my edits on Word.

Now, I have a bit of process when it comes to self-publication. I use a program called Reedsy to typeset my manuscripts. I do a few versions, because I like to make my book look like a book and then do another round of edits. I find I can pick errors more easily when it is typeset like a novel. If I have the means, I’ll even print it out. So, today I uploaded Orcs to Reedsy in order to send it to my Kindle. Something I had already done… 6 months ago!

It was right there. Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Orcs? Right there on Reedsy. That’s where I edited it last. And then I set it to download as a Word document so I could reformat it and send it off to publishers. Apparently, however, I had some sort of total brain fart and just completely forgot.

I wish I could contact the publisher and explain but that would be pretty lame. “Hey, remember that story you rejected, well I accidentally sent the wrong version, would you mind having another look?” I’m a high school teacher. I know that excuse. I also know exactly how it would be received.

To say I’m gutted is an understatement, and look, I know they might have rejected the story anyway, but I didn’t give myself the best chance and that really pisses me off.

But at least you know that if I ever do self-publish this story, it will be edited to within an inch of its life (or, chances are, be the wrong bloody story!)

Thanks for reading. I figured I’d write one last post about Orcs before the whole Saint and the Shadowman thing kicks off. That one has a publisher and is due for release next month – the 22nd of July. Stay tuned for ghost post spam!

Cheers,

Al (that’s short for Alex, not Artificial Intelligence)

The art work for this post is from a story called The Three Fingered Ogre as part of Zero, Ghost Detective. It was written by Toni Blum. Pen and Ink by Dan Zolnerowich (signed Arthur Hamon Doyle). It was published in Feature Comics 32, May 1940 and is accessible here https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=74665

Rock Zombie – available for pre-order now!

Rock Zombie will be shuffling into the streets this Halloween. To avoid the horde, please consider placing a pre-order from any of the fine establishments listed on my Book2Read page… the link is below…

https://books2read.com/Rockzombie

Unfortunately, the Amazon link isn’t entirely accurate… it says ‘kindle’ but only the paperback is available for pre-order from Amazon at this time. The ebook will be available on the day of release… the 31st of October, 2024 (Yes, Halloween!)

All other non-Bezos companies have the ebook ready for pre-order. Go figure.

And to whet your whistle, why not check out this exceptional review from the wonderful Dave Musson (he of, Dave Reads King fame!)

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/6907859797

CLICK TO READ MORE

Rockefeller Copyright Laws!

Rock Zombie is an unkempt zombie graveyard of pop culture references and nods to ’90s culture. They are bursting through the pages like reanimated hands clawing towards the sky, but much like a teenager in a classic zombie horror, I have to be very careful where I tread.

Copyright laws are slathering ghouls just waiting to sneak up and devour an unsuspecting author who hasn’t looked over their shoulder.

Okay, that’s enough of the belaboured metaphor… the first draft of my silly little comedy/horror was littered with direct song lyrics, movie quotes, and famous lines from television shows, but that is very much a Donny Don’t.

Don’t do what Donny Don’t does.
The Simpson’s Season 5 Episode 8 – Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood

Funny, I can make direct references here, but absolutely NOT in a novel. In fact, I could get in all kinds of trouble. So, the book that exists now is a far different beast to the one I first wrote. There are absolutely no direct quotes of copyrighted lyrics in Rock Zombie, though there are references and nods… and the occasional sly wink. Song titles are okay – thank God, as every chapter of this little novel is the title of a well-known track from the era – but quoting song lyrics is not on. There are grey areas of course. Words like ‘satire’, ‘parody’, and ‘fair use’ get bandied around but I have to be super careful even there. Some bits and bobs are in the public domain but I still have to be very careful.

Editing has been a bitch.

Although, it has been quite fun steering my way around these copyright issues while maintaining the tone of the story. In order to help with that I fully eased in to sarcasm… and footnotes. There’s a chapter called ‘Rockefeller Skank’ after the famous Fat Boy Slim track. It’s a song that used to get belted out in nightclubs towards the end of the decade (for all I know, it still does). Hands were raised to the sweat-soaked ceiling and everyone would scream, “Right about now, the funk soul brother!” over and over again. There’s a scene in Rock Zombie where this happens, but in order to keep it kosher, I had my narrator say…

Hands were raised and everyone joined in the song’s catchy lyrics and still got them wrong*

Right about then. The small punk mother!

*not least due to copyright laws

The vibe is the same, the rhythm is the same, but the words are different. Sure, anyone who knows the song will know what I mean, but I haven’t directly quoted the lyrics. Believe me, I wish I could source permission for every song and release a version that contains them all, but it just isn’t possible. And look, I know my silly little novel is in no way a threat to copyright; it won’t draw any attention away from the original work (if anything, it might draw some small notice towards it) but as an indie author I just can’t take the risk.

So, if you’re reading this book and you come across something that makes you go, “Oh, that sounds familiar, I wonder if he meant…”

I probably did.

Probably.

ROCK ZOMBIE is out on HALLOWEEN!

Listen to the Mix-Tape (chapters) on SPOTIFY!

I Made a Mistake – a statement on A.I.

I made a mistake.

When I designed the original cover for Reindeer Games 2 I had an idea that I wanted it to look like the poster for Die Hard. I took a number of stock images and put them together on a certain well-known program and got it as close as I could. But it wasn’t close enough and I didn’t have the expertise to add the extra tweaks I had in mind. The program, however, had recently introduced a feature that allowed the user to enter text prompts in order to create certain effects. I read up on it and discovered that these effects were all modeled on the program’s own stock images. In my ignorance, I cracked on and thought nothing of it. I genuinely believed it behaved more like a search engine than what it turned out to be… an A.I. generative fill.

Since then, I have found out that the company might not have been entirely honest in their assertions and there is no guarantee that the effects weren’t generated from artists without permission. I have deleted the original cover and I’m taking steps to make amends for my mistake.

I firmly believe there is no place for generative A.I. in the creative arts, be it in writing or cover design, and I’m gutted that I ignorantly used it.

The new cover… the one on this copy of Reindeer Games 2… uses art from a 1948 edition of Ha Ha Comics (American Comics Group, 1943 series) No. 49 January 1948 by Creston Publications Corporation. The panel is taken from a story called Blitzen Jr. by H.R. Karp. Pencils and Ink by Jack Bradbury. Letters by Melvin Millar. Editor: Richard Hughes.

You may be familiar with Jack Bradbury. He was an exceptional artist who worked for Disney and Warner Bros. in the ‘30s and ‘40s before moving on to illustrate comics. His son, Joel, has created a website of his father’s work, all of which exists in the public domain.

You can visit it here https://jbrad.org/

Sorry folks.

Al (not A.I.)

So, what’s happening?

I’m self-publishing my ’90s comedy/horror novel… Rock Zombie!

Over the last week, I have posted a number of different bits and bobs over social media… a few songs on TikTok, Reels, and Instagram/Facebook stories, plus some seemingly random posts about characters, and a couple of quotes… and then this… a 90s-themed MySpace page, which I have to say, I’m particularly proud of. Man, the internet was awesome back then!

Rock Zombie has had quite the history. I created the very first file for it on September 1st, 2021, and I have absolutely no idea when I finished writing, but it was signed by a publisher not long after The Book and the Blade was signed by Parliament House Press (I was buzzing! And you better believe I was waiting for the ‘third bus’ to come along as well!) But things don’t always go according to plan in the publishing world. The first publisher that signed Rock Zombie went bust, as did the second, but then another came along a few days later and I thought that’s it, that’s my third bus! Sadly, after nearly two years of development, that didn’t work out either.

Then came a strange period where I hunted publishers who might be interested but they had really specific word counts… the original Rock Zombie was 70k words… but there are also 60k, 50k, and 40k word versions because I did whatever I could to try and make it work. Again, it wasn’t to be. It got attention, and it got good feedback, but no-one was willing to take the plunge…

So, I am.

I’ve spent the better part of this year putting all the little bits and pieces of my zombie back together… and now I’m ready to unleash him on the world.

Over the course of the coming weeks, there will be plenty more ads, snippets, teasers, and call-outs for cover reveals, ARC readers, release day fun, and launch party shenanigans. I’m going all out with this one (I even have a spreadsheet! Laa-dee-daa!)

Watch this space, folks! There’ll soon be zombies and ghosts in it!

Living the dream

It’s an interesting saying, ‘living the dream.’ Sometimes, I feel it gets bandied around with the reckless abandon of a teenager in 2010 saying ‘YOLO’ … for absolutely everything. There’s a lovely bloke at work who says it whenever I ask how he’s doing. ‘Living the dream,’ he reckons. I admire his optimism, but we’re heading off to double year 9 then playground duty with no chance for a piss or something to eat. I’m not sure what dream he’s talking about. But I am, of course, being facetious, and that’s because, in many ways, living the dream isn’t too far from the truth. For as long as I can remember, I’ve wanted to be a writer… and I am one.

I am literally writing these words with my feet up next to a roaring fire, a dog at my feet, four baby chickens playing in a large cage next to me, my kids laughing in the other room, my wife heading home from work (probably via the bottlo)… and it’s Taco Tuesday!

So, this is a post of gratitude.

I am beyond grateful to be able to do this. I have stories rattling around my head like – to misquote Sir Terry – ‘a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide’, and people have read them! If you’re reading this, chances are you’ve read one or two of them yourself (or you’re my mum… hi mum!) so, thank you!

In two years, two books have been released through my lovely publisher, I’ve had a book launch (I would’ve had two if I wasn’t such a fanny), there are two more books on the horizon in the same series, there’s a self-published children’s book, and two Christmas novellas, not to mention a smattering of short stories and other bits and bobs. I’ve had my stuff read out on my favourite podcast (The Failing Writers Podcast), and my publisher recently sent my two novels to one of my favourite social media people (news still to come). There have been newspaper interviews, book reviews (a huge thank you to everyone who has reviewed anything I’ve written! It really means a lot), and ‘guest speaker’ appearances. Just last week I was contact by a school in the city to see if I’d like to do an author talk, and two days ago I walked into a bookshop and got to see my books in the wild… and sign them! If that isn’t living the dream, I don’t know what it is.

But the best bit… the absolute cherry on top of the cake covered in frosting that is my sticky and somewhat belaboured metaphor for gratitude… is when people talk to me about my stories. That is utter magic. That is added sprinkles and caramel sauce.

Okay, I’ll stop now.

But thanks! I am, in fact, living the dream, and I have many more stories to tell (those monkeys are a rascally bunch!) In fact, I have something up my sleeve for the very near future… and I can’t wait to share it with you.

Halloween fast approaches! Watch this space.

Thanks for reading