Why I chose to self-publish Rock Zombie

TLDR; no-one else would, so I did it myself.

TLDR2.0; my wife told me to.

Rock Zombie has quite an interesting past. Once upon a time, it was scheduled to be published before The Book and the Blade (my debut), but due to a variety of reasons, it never quite worked out.

In preparing for this blog post, I checked my trusty spreadsheet, which is my equivalent of Stephen King’s ‘nail on the wall’, but instead of spiking publisher rejections on a nail, I organise them in a table and highlight in red when a story gets the brush off.

Like Rock Zombie, there is a lot of red.

So, let’s see. Rock Zombie has been submitted to:

  • 23 publishers
    • 8 said no
    • 10 didn’t respond
    • 3 said yes

Of those 3; 1 turned out to be a vanity press and wanted an author contribution of $4500 (now there’s some small print!), 1 pulled the plug during a run of edits because they didn’t want to risk the song lyrics (since removed), and 1… well, it just didn’t work out. I was gutted about the last one… to the point where I wanted to give up completely, but my wife told me to suck it up and self-publish. I dwelled on it for a long time, submitted to a few more places, tweaked the word count to try and force it through the door of others, and eventually came to the unerring (and some would say, obvious) conclusion that my wife was right.

There are other reasons to self-publish – not just matrimonial harmony – chief among them is complete creative control. I had a LOT of fun writing Rock Zombie and I wanted it to be a certain way. Various back-and-forths with publishers showed me that might be a little tricky. Everyone had a different idea of what this story was.

At it’s core, Rock Zombie is a shlock horror. Cheap thrills, big scares, gross humour, and a little heart. I’m aiming for an ’80s high-concept film style – terrorists seize tower, soldiers attacked by alien, three men take care of a baby – in this case, a ghost and a zombie come from the same body.

Rock Zombie should be a quick, entertaining read… a knackered and worn paperback stuffed in a back pocket and pulled out on a train… or abandoned in a pub after a quiet night suddenly gets out of hand. I want the cover to be ringed with beer stains and the pages to be turned down from over use. An easy, quick distraction in a world of bollocks.

Don’t get me wrong, I might not have accomplished that, and it certainly won’t please everyone, but this version of Rock Zombie (the one releasing on Halloween) is the story I wanted to tell all along. It’s a love-letter to the ’90s, to my childhood in the north east, to high concept films, grunge, and reading Stephen King when you’re far too young!

I hope you enjoy it. If you do, please let me know.

Cheers,

Al

Pre-orders available now

ARC Reader Requests are Closed! Thank you!

A huge zombie pat and ghostly hug to everyone who reached out about being an ARC Reader… that didn’t make my guts do acrobatics at all! 😀 You’re all legends, and I love you! Cheers!

Please check your emails today for the epub ARC of Rock Zombie!

If there are any problems, please reach out,

Cheers! And happy reading!

Al

(also, it’s my Mam’s birthday today and I know she’ll read this… happy birthday Mam! Love you!)

ARC Readers… a heads-up!

Hi folks, I’ll be putting a call out this Sunday for anyone interested in being an ARC Reader for Rock Zombie.

ARC stands for Advance Reader Copy and is an initiative to get early copies of books into the hands of reviewers in order to generate a bit of buzz before the official release date. True, these are usually organised by professional companies and people who know what they are doing. I… am neither. I’m winging it, and pretty much making this all up as I go along (not unlike my stories). However, inspired by Amanda Palmer’s The Art of Asking, I figured where is the harm in doing just that… asking.

So, if you’re a book reviewer, podcaster, YouTuber, BookTokker, Bookstagrammer (or any other word that I’ve only really just learned about), or you just like reading grungy comedy/horrors and would like to have a shufy at the advance copy before publication (usually in exchange for kind words and/or reviews… or complete silence if you think it’s shit) then please keep an eye on my social on Sunday.

If you have any questions, folks, just reach out.

Cheers!

What it’s all about…

A little bit more info about Rock Zombie. To start with, here’s every author’s worst nightmare… the blurb… Hey, you painstakingly wrote, edited, polished, cried, and bled over 60k words… now summarise it in 50!

“Tonight, Matthew, I’m going to be… Kurt Cobain!”

Robbie Neville’s big break on Stars in Their Eyes was supposed to launch him into rock stardom.

Instead, it launched him into the afterlife.

Rob is dead. But his body didn’t get the memo.

Now he’s spending Saturday night trying to stop his reanimated corpse from kickstarting a zombie apocalypse… which is really hard to do when you’re a ghost.

With enough 90s nostalgia to make you dig out your old mixtapes, follow Rob (both of them) as he faces down hungry zombies, scared scallies, horny barmaids, and the ultimate question:

Can you still become a rock star when you’re dead?

Rock Zombie is a bad-taste, grungy, comedy/horror, set in the ’90s about a wannabe rock star who dies and comes back as a ghost while his body reanimates as a zombie. That’s not a spoiler, not really, it can’t be when the main character dies in the first few pages!

This book is a love-letter to ’90s culture; the music, the films, the TV shows, books, games, and comics… the whole scene… everything that influenced me when I was a teen.

The story is short and fast, and follows the ghost of Rob as he tries to stop his body from kick-starting a zombie apocalypse in his home town. Each chapter is named after a well-known song of the time, which you may have noticed if you’ve been following my social media… I’ve cheekily been posting a chapter title every day since the start of the month. Don’t worry, it won’t give the game away.

Well, not much anyway.

I hope you enjoy it.

Come as you are

Rock Zombie – COVER REVEAL!

“Tonight, Matthew, I’m going to be… Kurt Cobain!”

Robbie Neville’s big break on Stars in Their Eyes was supposed to launch him into rock stardom.

Instead, it launched him into the afterlife.

Rob is dead. But his body didn’t get the memo.

Now he’s spending Saturday night trying to stop his reanimated corpse from kickstarting a zombie apocalypse… which is really hard to do when you’re a ghost.

With enough ’90s nostalgia to make you dig out your old mixtapes, follow Rob (both of them) as he faces down hungry zombies, scared scallies, horny barmaids, and the ultimate question:

Can you still become a rock star when you’re dead?

I’ve had this cover art for over two years. It was created by the exceptional Laura of @Hello_Moon_Creative, a tattoo artist based in Redcar. The idea of keeping this story as ‘local’ as possible really resonated with me, and so I didn’t hesitate to reach out to Laura for a commission. I think you’ll agree, she did an exceptional job. It is well worth checking out her Instagram for more of her work, but be warned, she loves a bit a spice in her art (oh, and an obsession with Lord of the Rings that might even rival my own!)

In one of my very first emails with Laura, I wrote something that was true then and remains true today… it is a dream come true for someone to create art based on something I wrote. I gave Laura a very brief overview of the story and… that was it… the rest was her.

The typesetting, font design, and slightly hidden silhouette of a rock star (in Rob’s hair on the right hand side) was me and my dodgy Photoshop ‘skills’.

Pre-orders are available now…

https://books2read.com/Rockzombie

However, Amazon is doing it’s usual thing here in Australia and jacking up the price. It should be fine everywhere else and I’m looking into alternatives. But for now, the ebook is definitely reasonably priced and your friendly neighbourhood bookshop should be able to order in the paperback… or the library.

Cheers folks!

Cover Reveal – Tomorrow

Hi folks,

Tomorrow is Friday 13th, and the day I’ll finally be showing the full cover of Rock Zombie. The art was designed by the exceptional Laura of @Hello_Moon_Creative. She’s a tattoo artist based in Redcar and an absolute legend. More about her tomorrow. The rest of it was put together by me and about a thousand YouTube Photoshop tutorial videos.

So, I’ll be revealing the cover and the blurb of Rock Zombie, along with the release date.

I’d love it if as many people as possible could be involved please. If you’re a bookstagrammer, a TikToker, a podcaster, reviewer, blogger, tinker, tailor, soldier, spy… or anything to do with the book world really (or you just want to play) please use the form link below to sign up (I don’t think it’s too late… I’ll just check the lists for any newbies and send you the details). Thanks so much.

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Please share with anyone you think might be interested… Rock Zombie is a bad-taste, comedy/horror about ghosts, zombies, sex, drugs, and rock n roll.

Cheers!

Parklife – setting a story in your home town

Many of Stephen King’s books are based in Maine, the state in which he was born, and the small town setting works really well to give the reader a visualisation of the story. If you can picture yourself in the midst of the action, then it’s all the more effective. I’ve gone for that with Rock Zombie. But, probably, a little less subtle.

The events of my upcoming comedy/horror ghost/zombie book take place in the town I grew up in… Redcar, on the north east coast of England. The streets are real, the places are real, but the people aren’t. I have to be very clear about this at the outset. In fact, at the very front of the novel you’ll come across this Author’s Note:

This novel is set in a real town… my hometown of Redcar on the northeast
coast of England. All of the pubs, clubs, parks, squares, streets, shops and
side-alleys described are very real places and many still exist today (or they
did in the ‘90s when this story is set). In fact, you could quite easily walk the
route the characters take and stop in for a drink, a dance, a play, or something
to eat along the way (if you do, please take photos and tag me in them, that
would be excellent!)
Despite the real locations, the characters are all entirely fictitious. Every
teenager, barman, waitress, copper, soldier, drinker, dancer, raver, bell-ringer,
priest, butcher, baker, candlestick maker, zombie, and ghost is a product of
my overactive imagination. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is
purely coincidental.
This silly story is a bit of a love letter to the ‘90s and, as such, it contains
references to many TV shows, movies, characters, bands, and songs from the
era. Every chapter is the title of a song, but no lyrics or quotes are reproduced
anywhere in this novel, except for those that are in the public domain.

The inherent problem of setting stories in real places (which most of mine are) is the risk that a character might appear to be based on someone real. If I have a scene in a pub, for example, and the pub is real, but I make the landlord a bit of wanker, I have to be really clear that, ‘this is not based on the actual landlord of that pub.‘ I even have a similar statement on the copyright page… not that the landlord might be a wanker, but that, if he is, it’s purely a coincidence.

It’s a fine line to walk but one that I think is worth it, as it adds an essence of realism to the stories, and, let’s be honest, a story about a ghost and zombie probably could do with a little added realism.

There will be parts of this story that Redcar locals might read and go, Oh, yeah, that’s familiar, but if I’ve done my job properly, that should be the case for everyone.

This Friday – yes, Friday the 13th! – I’ll reveal the cover and the blurb! If you’d like to be involved in the cover reveal there’s a sign-up form on my social media stuff.

Cheers folks,

Cover Reveal – Sign-Up

Hi folks,

On Friday 13th, I’ll be revealing the cover and the blurb of Rock Zombie, along with the release date. I’d love it if as many people as possible could be involved please. If you’re a bookstagrammer, a TikToker, a podcaster, reviewer, blogger, tinker, tailor, soldier, spy… or anything to do with the book world really (or you just want to play) please use the form below to sign up.

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If the form doesn’t work, here is the link…

https://forms.gle/dCZjf2qwjrJFDeVB6

Please share with anyone you think might be interested… Rock Zombie is a bad-taste, comedy/horror about ghosts, zombies, sex, drugs, and rock n roll.

Cheers!

So, what’s happening?

I’m self-publishing my ’90s comedy/horror novel… Rock Zombie!

Over the last week, I have posted a number of different bits and bobs over social media… a few songs on TikTok, Reels, and Instagram/Facebook stories, plus some seemingly random posts about characters, and a couple of quotes… and then this… a 90s-themed MySpace page, which I have to say, I’m particularly proud of. Man, the internet was awesome back then!

Rock Zombie has had quite the history. I created the very first file for it on September 1st, 2021, and I have absolutely no idea when I finished writing, but it was signed by a publisher not long after The Book and the Blade was signed by Parliament House Press (I was buzzing! And you better believe I was waiting for the ‘third bus’ to come along as well!) But things don’t always go according to plan in the publishing world. The first publisher that signed Rock Zombie went bust, as did the second, but then another came along a few days later and I thought that’s it, that’s my third bus! Sadly, after nearly two years of development, that didn’t work out either.

Then came a strange period where I hunted publishers who might be interested but they had really specific word counts… the original Rock Zombie was 70k words… but there are also 60k, 50k, and 40k word versions because I did whatever I could to try and make it work. Again, it wasn’t to be. It got attention, and it got good feedback, but no-one was willing to take the plunge…

So, I am.

I’ve spent the better part of this year putting all the little bits and pieces of my zombie back together… and now I’m ready to unleash him on the world.

Over the course of the coming weeks, there will be plenty more ads, snippets, teasers, and call-outs for cover reveals, ARC readers, release day fun, and launch party shenanigans. I’m going all out with this one (I even have a spreadsheet! Laa-dee-daa!)

Watch this space, folks! There’ll soon be zombies and ghosts in it!